star wars - Could I fake death to stop being Force-choked?

I work for a large government organization. My boss is a total jerk who abuses those working under him. I've tried contacting HR before but they won't do anything about him.

Anyways, I screwed up again. My jerk boss is going to be super pissed.

I came out of hyperspace too close to some stupid planet and the rebels were able to detect us. It's not a big deal really but he'll make a big thing about it like he always does when something isn't his fault. If it were his f- up, he would say something like 'I meant to do that' or 'It went exactly as I had foreseen it' — yeah right.

I'm going to try to play it off like I wanted to come out of hyperspace too close — maybe like I wanted to in order to surprise them.

Anyways, I'm thinking he might choke me out for this one.

Would faking my death fool him into stop Force-choking me to death or would he know that I'm not dead yet?

Answer

In a word, no.

Your boss will almost certainly use his force-powers to crush your windpipe. You won't be able to pretend to be dying because you'll be too busy actually dying.

Your boss has the ability to sense life, dude. It's reasonably certain that he can tell whether you're alive or dead:

Her voice faded, and her hand dropped away. Obi-Wan felt the life leave her.
_{^{SW: Revenge of the Sith - Junior Novelisation}}

Your subordinate just watched you being choked to death and did absolutely nothing about it. Think about it. In the very unlikely event that you somehow survive, do you genuinely think he's going to let you leave that ship and risk your boss finding out? Hell no.

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