dc - How does Bruce Wayne mask Batman's injuries between beatings?

OK. We can agree that comic book Batman always gets the bad guy, but sometimes he gets nicked and dinged during the encounter. It's a common thing to see Alfred tending (or trying to tend) his injuries. How does multimillionaire playboy Bruce Wayne protect his secret identity and manage to distract or hide from his business associates and other aquantainces that it frequently appears that his face was smacked by a sack of hammers, or that he can barely move until his broken ribs knit back together? Black eyes can take weeks to go away. Broken ribs take even longer to heal. Split lips heal faster, but with the frequency of Batman's fisticuffs, the chances are that Bruce would have what would appear to be an everlasting fat lip.

Answer

Alfred- Master Wayne, you can not appear before the board in this condition.

Bruce- Fine, tell them I took one of my girls to my private island in the Maldives.

Alfred- We used that excuse last month, Sir.

Bruce- Tell them it's with a different girl!

(Justice League vol 2 "The Villain's Journey")

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