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post apocalyptic - Humorous story in which future archaeologists find a motel room and they believe to have found a great tomb similar to that of Tutankhamun


I read it in Reader's Digest in the seventies. Archaeologists interpreted everyday objects as the TV set and the toilet seat to be sacred and precious.



Answer



This is Motel of the Mysteries by David Macaulay


The blurb reads as follows;




It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber.


Carson's incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization



one of the reviews specifically mentions that one segment concerns the idea that



"that the toilet seat is a sacred collar one must wear before shouting, down the hole, to the gods below"



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